A naked woman asks a farmer for help â€“ his answer makes me laugh out loud!
Oh, puppy love! Young couples may be passionate, but they haven’t got much in the way of inhibitions and self-control. That certainly applies to the couple in this story at least!
A young couple was out driving in the evening, when the woman realized that she was feeling turned on. She started fumbling with her boyfriend’s pants, and after working the belt for some time, she finally managed to get his pants down.
In his excitement, the young man was unable to keep his focus on the road, and suddenly the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The girl made it through the ordeal without any injuries, but the man got stuck beneath the steering wheel.
“Go and get help!” he cried.
“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone!”
“Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself.”
Holding the shoe over her crotch, the girl ran over to a field where she saw a farmer working.
Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the farmer, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!”
The farmer looked at the shoe and said, “Whoa lady, there’s nothing I can do… he’s gone in too far.”
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